Bluto
The Mightiest of All Mighty Ones
Bluto enjoys maiming and killing things. He has a signature style of taking off his victim’s head and leaving it a couple of inches from the body. Bluto has eradicated an entire neighborhood of moles, killed a blue jay in midflight, murdered a mongoose and silenced 5 mynah birds in Hawaii. Chipmunks, mice and geckos are just child’s play to him. We believe he is rebelling from his childhood of growing up in the peace, love and hippy mecca of Berkley and having two deadbeat dads.
Bluto is also the kindest and sweetest cat ever. He would sit next to his mom all day and night while she was recovering from chemotherapy and he would put his paw on her to let her know he was there. His love and devotion to her was immeasurable.
Unlike Mr. Garbage Can Mugsy, Bluto only likes to eat bonita tuna flakes, dried salmon and Greenies. His favorite tv show is Deadliest Catch and wishes that he could captain a crab boat so he can enjoy the smells.