
Mugsy is the Chosen One. He not only walks on water, but is thought to be a top secret member of the Illuminati. That of course is double double top secret and Mugsy may have to eliminate you after reading this.
Mugsy spends most of his time in deep thought, especially after his favorite meal of gorgonzola cheese on prime rib followed by butterscotch pudding. He is currently working on outlawing all fruits and vegetables since they ruin meals and are just evil. His most hated fruit of all time is cantaloupe. It is the work of the devil.
Mugsy is also #1 Pool Manager. He spends much of his time staring at the water. He has hired many individuals (squirrels, ducks, humans, Frodo, Milton, and bunnies) to clean the pool, but they have all been a disappointment. Well, maybe not the bunny since he was killed by Bluto before pool season. He believes robots would do the best work since they are consistent, reliable, and always have a can do attitude. Actually he thinks robots should replace humans and that Sig Hansen from Deadliest Catch said it best, “Robots are good. Robots don't think. Robots are used to repetition. Robots don't complain. Robots are little zombies.”